May 2013
Watchimmiqrant:
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
katie-kapulet:
whatthefinnick:
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
heytherebiebs:
oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL
CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING
April 2013
cacty:
time to put on my final exam outfit
Watch
March 2013
Anonymous asked: you're a fucking prick and i hate you
jenstiel:
pau1y:
thevardi:
apatheticghost:
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
PAGE 1 OF 184
One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
carryonmywincestson:
school has just taught me so many helpful life lessons
like i don’t know what a mortgage is or how it works or what a tax refund is and how you even do taxes
but i know how to graph an imaginary number on a coordinate plane
prospithugs:
that’s great. Seattle Man is so talented!
!!! Seattle Man i’m so happy for you
you go, Seattle Man!!
yeah! that’s awesom- WAIT WHAT
SEATTLE MAN THAT’S TERRIBLE
SEATTLE MAN NO
February 2013
my icon is still christmas themed whoops
aduhm:
spongebobisbeyonce:
轮总线上的赃物赃物赃物
it means never give up <3
vendemiaires:
adele wins an oscar
a distant scream is heard
she’s not even an actress leo cries
Watchmanda:
lighttwoods:
still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet
i’m crying
Watchmonroeing: witch-breed:
the best scene in the history of forever
circumcisions:
she believed [it was not butter]
Watchpetitedino:
ludicrouscupcake:
noblefetus:
im lying on the cold hard ground
hoW DOES THIS HAVE OVER 200 FUCKING NOTES
the FU CKIN G THUD WHEN YOU HIT THE F L OO R T H OU GHH
this is my favorite pOST ON TUMBLR o god
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
fangsandfun:
a teenage white girl sits at her laptop. she opens tumblr and types a new text post “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better”
suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.
Watchmillesttheillest:
rashadsays:
Shaq lip syncing to Halo by Beyoncé at the Super Bowl.
lmaooo errrmagawd
69nd:
me when i find out my friends are having fun without me
